They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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