My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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