i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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