Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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