It's Friday. Sex?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Randomize
