the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
My cat gives me a boner
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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