is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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