I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Swine flu is the new snow day.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
