the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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