My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
