I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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