he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
