she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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