Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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