Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
