He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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