He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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