Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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