I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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