We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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