I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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