Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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