i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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