And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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