It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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