he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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