My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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