the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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