Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
did i walk over a car last night?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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