Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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