No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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