Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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