There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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