...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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