I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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