If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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