the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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