Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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