Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
