Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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