plz talk dirty to me
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It's rum buckets o'clock
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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