let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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