I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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