During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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