things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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