yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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