The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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