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gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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