Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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