Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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