You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Let's paint friendship bongs
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
