1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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