i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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