I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
